Tiger im neuen BMW
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his latest BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf or the identity of Woods, greeting him in a typical Irish manner; “Top of the mornin to yer, sir,” says the attendant. Tiger Woods nods a quick “Hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are those?” asked the attendant.- “They’re called tees,” “Well, what on the good earth are they foe?”
Tiger explains that “they are for resting my balls on when I’m driving”
“Fecking Jaysus, says the attendant, “BMW tinks of everything.

